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Some of you might be sick of this absurdity, but I am fascinated by the many different facets of this socially-induced sickness that have been turned to light and explored.

Here is a recent development wherein the Student Senate at UCF has voted to impeach Webster Cook. Will they do the right thing in the end? Yeah, sure (coughs out “Blowjob!” a-la Animal House).

Here is the tidbit from the article above I would like to focus on:

UCF is barred by federal law from confirming whether any complaints have been filed against Cook. But the statements included in the affidavit refer to a formal complaint against Cook by the campus ministry for disrupting the service.

Barred by Federal law from making complaints a matter of public record. Why? … because it would “hurt the whole town?” Can someone help me out here? Whom does this law serve?

And now we come to the real reason that the Campus Ministry is so angry. Webster Cook disrupted a “service”. Hypnotists cannot perform induction if they are interrupted. To put this another way, it’s hard to jerk a person off if they are distracted before the “money shot”. It comes as no surprise to me that religious organizations that demand tolerance for their money-grubbing lunacy have zero tolerance for "disruption". You might wake someone up to the bullshit that way.

Here and here are recent P.Z. Myers posts. He forgot to include the German Bologna. Why German? Beef and pork.

Here is one for the recipe books, if not the history books.