Tuesday, June 24, 2008

James Dobson, "J'accasse!"

James Dobson accuses Obama of `distorting' Bible

By ERIC GORSKI, AP Religion Writer


COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. - As Barack Obama broadens his outreach to evangelical voters, one of the movement's biggest names, James Dobson, accuses the likely Democratic presidential nominee of distorting the Bible and pushing a "fruitcake interpretation" of the Constitution.




Monday, June 23, 2008

George Carlin: 1937 - 2008

George Carlin Mourned as Counterculture Hero

Yes, he was a hero to many, including me. In a world where a hero need do nothing more to distinguish himself than put on a uniform, pick up a gun, and march to destruction, George did more than that. George Carlin fought with words, not crude or high-tech tools of murder. As he would have been quick to point out, dying for a cause does not make you a hero, it makes you a casualty, or a victim depending on one's point of view.

In his own words, excerpted from the Reuters Obituary:

"I don't have any beliefs or allegiances. I don't believe in this country, I don't believe in religion, or a god, and I don't believe in all these man-made institutional ideas,"

He has done more in my lifetime to raise the general public's consciousness of the tools of mind control and manipulation than anyone else I can think of. Conservative forces will be quick to paint him as a drug addict, as if that one trait could define him and make him somehow worthless. They would not go to the trouble of discrediting him if they did not fear his message. He is my hero.

George had a great dislike for euphemisms and imprecise use of words, especially when that imprecision was a deliberate attempt to conceal or whitewash the facts. I heard a newscaster refer to his death as George Carlin having "passed away". I think this would have annoyed George. He was annoyed a lot, so it's a pretty safe bet. I'm not sure he didn't use that phrase once in a bit about sloppy phrasing, and thinking, but I'd have to check out his vast body of work to be sure. I send him off with my take on the matter, which he inspired.

Passed away. The person is dead! They didn't pass anything, unless you count the bodily fluids when the sphincters let go. Passed away makes it sound like the poor slob farted himself to death! "Joe ate too many stuffed cabbages and drank a quart of beer and passed away. The hard-boiled eggs might have had something to do with it too."

So long George, we're gonna miss you.

Thursday, June 05, 2008


Ok, break’s over.

Coincidentally, a friend just sent me a link to Break.com.

One of the many reasons that I find the religious life style unsuitable: I firmly believe that the logical outcome of faith-based belief (belief without proof) is the kind of craziness manifested in these little vignettes. The sheer volume of similar examples is the proof upon which I base that belief. These good folk are just emulating the prophets of old. They are spreading their own brand of egomaniacal mental illness while possibly preserving their own delusion that it’s really God’s egomaniacal mental illness… um, WILL! I meant, “will!” No, really.

Preacher says men need to piss standing up

Very Nice, Preacher

Westboro Church Pastor is Insane

And only a very little bit farther down the slippery slope of unreason, you get this.

If you don’t laugh, you cry.