Wednesday, May 06, 2009

C. O. I. Rumfuddle

It has just been discovered that Phillip Markoff, formerly known as the Craigslist Killer, used a Chevrolet vehicle to get to and from the scenes of his crimes. He will henceforward be known as the Chevrolet killer, and the Attorney General is looking into whether further regulation is required for the Auto industry. Fox News is conjecturing wildly that this might affect the automotive bail-out.

5 Comments:

At 7:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm....you know, I also heard that bananas cause ear infections in babies...oh wait, that's another story.....

Good call!

ILD

 
At 12:32 AM, Blogger Rita said...

My boss who's been a successful small town newspaper editor for quite a few years told me to write on a sixth grade level, because that's the most comprehensible to the general public.

I remember when I was religious & complained to my minister that the Sunday sermons seemed so juvenile (I guess I wanted more substance in the sermons. I was such a naive idealist back then :) He told me that Sunday sermons, were geared toward a larger broader audience, unlike the smaller, intense & interesting Sunday school classes that I found more satisfying.

Apparently on a national level, mass media is no different.

 
At 12:34 AM, Blogger Rita said...

P.S. Thank you for the nice comment about my friend Bryan. :)

 
At 7:16 PM, Blogger Rev. Barking Nonsequitur said...

Howz this?

Caley said I like Cody but he is gross and she is ugly and smells even an has big zits. Anyway, last night I saw a spaceship and they wanted my hair but I said. NO! You aliens cannot have my hair!! So i ran away and threw a rock at it and it crashed. So there!

 
At 9:52 PM, Anonymous rita said...

ha ha!

 

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