Oh Noes! Dumbledore is Gay!
According to this Associated Press article, J. K. Rowling has revealed that her head wizard is gay.
”After reading briefly from the final book, "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," she took questions from audience members.
She was asked by one young fan whether Dumbledore finds "true love."
"Dumbledore is gay," the author responded to gasps and applause.”
… Not everyone likes her work, Rowling said, likely referring to Christian groups that have alleged the books promote witchcraft. Her news about Dumbledore, she said, will give them one more reason.”
You’re darned right, J. K., those Christian types take their fictional characters quite seriously.