Sunday, June 17, 2007

Evolution of a fucktard

According to this highly qualified graduate of a Dental College, evolution (Natural Selection) cannot explain these creatures. His willful ignorance and lack of understanding can be explained in one word: throwback.

14 Comments:

At 8:04 PM, Blogger BEAST said...

Just because a "dental" professor can't fathom how the bug "explodes" its ass doesn't mean evolution doesn't work.

Typical christian mentality. Instead of investigating further, this moron concludes that God created the bug.

Hell, I wonder if God invented the steam engine as well.

 
At 9:46 PM, Anonymous L>T said...

When he brought up assumption, I had to chuckle at that. The fundimentals of his "Creation Science" come from the biggest assumption of all, the Jewish God in the OT. *jeez*

Perhaps we all just exploded out of God's ass? :)

 
At 2:17 AM, Blogger BEAST said...

If all scientists work like this dental professor, we'd all be toothless by the time we reach the age of ten.

Why? Cos apparently God didn't create the toothbrush and the toothpaste that's why.

 
At 5:36 AM, Blogger breakerslion said...

Where I live, there is a brown, skinny, long-legged bug. It's about 2cm long, slow-moving, and if you squash it or squeeze it, it stinks. It's a very sharp odor that can completely fill a small space like a bathroom. I don't know its proper name, we just call it a Stink Bug. While making an unappetizing odor will eventually train predators to ignore your species in favor of tastier meals, I can see that the bug in the video has an even better chance at personal survival. I can also postulate an evolutionary progression from one kind of stink bug to the other. If, on the other hand, God thought this up all by himself, then why is it that such an elaborate mechanism shows up in a bug, but you can kill a mouse by feeding it soda pop because mice can't fart? I ask you, where's the sense in it?

 
At 12:15 PM, Anonymous L>T said...

In answer to your question, the Christian philosopher would say,

"Who knows the mind of (the Jewish/Christian) God? His ways are not our ways. He is imcomprehensible, & being that he is imcomprehensible, he just chooses to bestow a choosen few humans (godly men) with mumbo jumbo. Being that humans(idiots created by said God) will never comprehend the secrets of the universe, anyway, because that lowlife satan always gets to them first, God has no inclination to explain"

 
At 10:52 PM, Blogger BEAST said...

Breakerslion:

Stink bugs or otherwise, there has to be an evolutionary and biological explanation to the evolution of bugs.

The thing is, the stupid scientist is so dishonest that he doesn't bother to use the Scientific Method to discover further.

 
At 11:16 PM, Anonymous L>T said...

The stupid scientist has already got his astablished truth, he needs to look no further.

Funny, I remember a Christian philosopher saying something I thought was so profound when I was a Christian, about a Nation being only so high as it's God.

Now that I am no longer a christian, that statement keeps popping up in my mind. & it is more profound still.

 
At 6:59 PM, Blogger breakerslion said...

"...about a Nation being only so high as it's God."

Yeah, I've heard similar. As far as I can tell, it's accurate. A nation that believes in a made-up, misogynistic, scarecrow super-alpha tool of mass manipulation, is as high as wet cardboard on the fast lane of the Interstate Highway. Wealth and brute force don't measure everything.

 
At 5:02 AM, Blogger Rev. Barking Nonsequitor said...

ha! i was thinking of the same work while watching the video - which was not much of it because I am trying to eat my breakfast. Throwback!

The anti-science (oh sorry, I mean "pro-learning") voices are getting increasingly shrill and they are spending more and more time and money spreading fantasy.

The AIG Museum actually advocates "Gods word" over human reason!

If I can't trust my own brain, I might as well entrust it to someone else.

 
At 1:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I finally watched this f***ing stupid video. Or that is, I watched it as far as the intro for the woodpecker, then I got disgusted and quit. I guess in the evolutionary process the animals had to get it completely right on the first pass, because, of course, they didn't have millions of years for following blind alleys and dead ends.....oh wait..... ;-)

ILD

 
At 8:15 PM, Blogger The Fierce Pet Food Emergency of Now said...

LOL!

 
At 8:19 PM, Blogger The Fierce Pet Food Emergency of Now said...

I actually agree with you completely on this one, Breakerslion and most of the folks here. Anyone like that who denies biological evolution deserves to be laughed off the map.

BTW The Fierce Pet Food Emergency of Now = None other than Black Leopard.

 
At 8:23 PM, Blogger The Fierce Pet Food Emergency of Now said...

Hey Breakerslion do you ever check back to the earlier discussions you've started? OR do you just abandon each one and move on?

You might wanna consider putting affiliate programs on your sites.

 
At 5:22 PM, Blogger breakerslion said...

Yes. Yes I do. Should I know you?

 

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