Obligatory Falwell Eulogy
I only wish several other huckstering jackholes would quickly follow suit. I'm having trouble deciding how to sum up my feelings so....
I'm having a headline contest:
Eulogize Falwell in two sentences. Here are some examples to get you started.
Falwell dead. Oh dear, I think I broke a nail.
Falwell dies. World declared slightly less slimy.
Falwell is dead. Self-esteem of pigs seen to rise as comparisons die with him.
You get the idea.
If you prefer a very nice longer version, try here.