Find the Money!
Tired of that let-down feeling you get when the last Easter egg is found? Hungry for more hide-and-seek adventure? How about joining the first annual Atheist Spring Games? This is just the seed of an idea at present, organizers and contestants of all denominations and non-denominations are welcome. Write me with suggestions if there is any way that you would like to participate.
Since it’s my idea, I get to go first. I’m proposing a little game of “Find the Money.”
Rules: Figure out who winds up with money donated to some cause. Points are awarded for each recipient of revenue identified. Extra points are awarded for completeness of information in the following categories:
1. Identifying by name the Principal business owners that receive income.
2. Identifying actual dollar amounts received for goods or services rendered.
3. Identifying any Human Rights violations, alleged or proved that any of the businesses held by the above Principals have been accused of.
Playing field: The chosen target for this game is the FEBC (Far East Broadcasting Company). This group just sent me a flyer (and a donation envelope) announcing the launch of “Operation Good News” (zero points for originality).
“Through Operation Good News, FEBC is seeking to purchase and distribute (10,000) wind-up radios deep into Communist China. These radios can pick up the FEBC’s gospel broadcasts without the use of batteries or electricity.”
It seemed such a waste, sending those nice marketing materials to me (extra points available for identifying their printer and printing costs). This little game seemed the perfect way to give meaning to the experience. All you have to do to play is identify yourself as being “in”, and start digging. I will keep the game open for two weeks, with an extension of one more on request. Even if I am the only player, I will conclude the game with more information on the FBEC. Here’s a bit of a head-start for those interested in playing the game.
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(International)--A missionary radio ministry has a new leader today. Jim Bowman, President of Far East Broadcasting Company and the FEBC Board of Directors, announce that Gregg Harris will become FEBC’s fourth President. Bowman says Harris, who has 10 years of international radio ministry, is a great person to succeed him. Bowman, meanwhile, will work full time with field leaders and assisting in developing FEBC’s international office in Asia.”
One more clue to level the playing field: The brand name on the radio pictured on the flyer is “Tecsun”. This information does not appear on their web site. I can't find the dollar amount spent on these radios in FEBC’s financial statements, either.
Remember, these guys probably don’t have to pay taxes, so even though they are trying to sell me a radio, which they will then allegedly give to someone else, it doesn’t count as a business transaction. This means they have ample opportunity to bury income and write off personal expenses (like food, travel, and hotels) as arising from church business. Players will have their work cut out for them in the quest for information.