I Gotta Get Me One Of These!
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Move over Magic 8-Ball, you’ve given me your last “Answer unclear...” I’m finally going to get to personally torture my personal savior until he coughs up some answers, dammit! I think I’ll add this delightful deity to my Christmas list. Won’t those people with the singing Bass on the wall be green with envy as I literally wring the answer to my prayers out of this cagy deity. I’ve got you now you fickle bastard!