Enough Already!

According to this Reuters story, The Hindu God Khatu Shyam, a.k.a. Local version of Lord Krishna, has appeared on the wings of a butterfly. Do I have to say it? Get hold of yourself man! You’re worshipping a BUG! From the way it’s holding its wings, I hate to burst your bubble even further, but that’s a MOTH, not a butterfly.

Personally, I think it looks more like God.


God from Monty Python and the Holy Grail that is.


While I’m on the subject, that face in the bloody 10-year old cheese sandwich looks more like Mae West to me than the alleged Virgin Mary.














On second thought, maybe it’s Betty Grable














Or maybe it’s Twiggy













Or maybe it’s Madeline Kahn (Thanks to missginsu.com for this pic. Saved me some work)













Or Maybe it's Bernadette Peters













I know, it’s Madonna! No relation.














Do any of these women look like a First Century Israeli woman to you? How about the chunk of white toast? I don’t want to think about this too much, but the 10-year old cheese might smell a bit like a First Century dessert dweller, but that’s as far as the resemblance goes.

And that “Nunbun”, that is supposed to look like Mother Theresa? The Hell you say. It’s a Smurf!










Enough already!

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not stupid enough to think that there won’t always be zotzbrains seeing their godhead in a lump of dried-out cat barf or something. I mean enough of the damned news coverage. A water stain under a bridge and a bunch of silly idiots giving it flowers is not news. There have been silly idiots since the dawn of time. Don’t encourage potato chip inspection and other pathetic bids for attention by covering this stuff as straight news. Besides, they’re wasting food when others are starving.

If you haven’t had enough already, check out the alleged Virgin Mary gold nugget holding the Baby Zoidberg

Or…Create your own!