Friday, December 16, 2005

Christmas Special No. 1

A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas Cards.
She says to the clerk,
"May I have 50 Christmas stamps?"

The clerk says,
"What denomination?"

The woman says,
"God help us. Has it come to this?
Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran, and 22 Baptists. "

So about this war on Christmas.... Who thinks they own it again?


At 8:27 AM, Blogger BEAST FCD said...

Who owns Christians?

The Pagans? Hell, who cares. Its all about party and booze.

And the occasional babe from downtown.

The Beast


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