Welcome. I am attempting to expose the methods used to muddle the brain, the motives for doing so, and the people who are low enough to use them. Then again, sometimes I just try to have fun.
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
Christmas Special No. 4: It's a Wonderful Life!
Merry Fucking Christmas Movie House! Chalk up a small victory for the non-stupid.
I could spend my waking hours, using all my powers To help the people gain But I’m stuck with advisors who have gigantic incisors Since I’ve never had a brain
I would not be just a redneck, who started war in Iraq For reasons I can’t guess With a healthy brain to guide me, ‘stead of Cheney here beside me We would not have such a mess
Oh, I, would tell the Right, not to push their agenda on us all I would tell them that they have a lot of gall And I’d remind them of the Wall [points to Wall poster]
I would face most any challenge, and keep our budget balanced For not to is a drain I’d be like Billy Clinton, maybe get myself an intern If I only had a brain
A Christians:
ReplyDeleteJingle Bells, George Bush smells,
Cheney laid an egg;
Oilfields burn, Soldiers die;
And peace never returns
For you fans of The Wizard of Oz...
ReplyDeleteI could spend my waking hours, using all my powers
To help the people gain
But I’m stuck with advisors who have gigantic incisors
Since I’ve never had a brain
I would not be just a redneck, who started war in Iraq
For reasons I can’t guess
With a healthy brain to guide me, ‘stead of Cheney here beside me
We would not have such a mess
Oh, I, would tell the Right, not to push their agenda on us all
I would tell them that they have a lot of gall
And I’d remind them of the Wall [points to Wall poster]
I would face most any challenge, and keep our budget balanced
For not to is a drain
I’d be like Billy Clinton, maybe get myself an intern
If I only had a brain
written by Andy Flamm, Minnesota Atheists
Very nice!
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